so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
"Robin Thicke- who is the musical personification of Tony Abbott"
"the artistic creativity of a singing rubber fish"
I WANT TO KISS WHOEVER WROTE THAT TGSIHFIfj
Best part? This article was written by another guy. This wasn’t a woman complaining about how demeaning it was, this was guy saying “Dude you’ve gone so far no-one wants to keep defending you.”
BLESS THIS ARTICLE
The real Cecil Baldwin has said that he enjoys seeing all the different headcanons.
Let me exult for a moment, though, that he actually does have an eye tattoo. Over his heart. And that it can take him up to three hours to record an episode because he keeps bursting into laughter and having to delete those takes.
On his facebook someone asked if he loves Carlos’ hair cause he’s jealous. He said, “I’m jealous of everyone with hair. (cries into hands)”
THIS JUST IN
RL CECIL IS AS DORKY AND ADORABLE AS NIGHT VALE CECIL
I DUNNO ABOUT YOU BUT I’M GONNA GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY NOW
OH LOOK IT’S THE MAN WHO RUINED MY LIFE
The Paradox Axe
this makes me so angry
the fact that they didn’t call it a paradaxe makes me angrier than the actual axe
by algenpfleger on deviantart
I can not fly for I have glass wings
They are beautiful and breath taking
But, I can not fly
GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!!
fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that
The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…
That fact is not fun.
Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina.
So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…
Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.
i just hit myself in the face my phone