Johnlock Is Canon

Because f*ck you, I won a bafta.

20 Jun

pun-pun1:

ultrafacts:

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20 Jun

This just in…

Guess who found out John Barrowman was in The Producers!

Look at this little shit!

Don’t you smile at me with that feckin’ smile!

Oh my god he’s SINGING!

He dances too! What the hell!?

You’re just enjoying yourself so much, aren’t you?? You were here the whole time and you never told me!

19 Jun lapitiedangereuse:

* Vladimir Nabokov, teaching his students how to read Kafka, pointed out to them that the insect into which Gregor Samsa is transformed is in fact a winged beetle, an insect that carries its wings under its armoured back, and that if Gregor had only discovered them, he would have been able to escape. And then Nabokov added: “Many a Dick and a Jane grow up like Gregor, unaware that they too have wings and can fly.”

lapitiedangereuse:

* Vladimir Nabokov, teaching his students how to read Kafka, pointed out to them that the insect into which Gregor Samsa is transformed is in fact a winged beetle, an insect that carries its wings under its armoured back, and that if Gregor had only discovered them, he would have been able to escape. And then Nabokov added: “Many a Dick and a Jane grow up like Gregor, unaware that they too have wings and can fly.”

18 Jun

Unpopular opinion:

I hate eating peanuts. I don’t have an allergy, I just hate them.

But I love the shells. I will eat the shells like a moose.

25 May

Just came back from the new Xmen movie.

Peter….~♥

25 May

sammyhastheimpala said: just wanted to say that I'll be there for you if you do get any hate (although it would be completely unfounded) and that I admire you for calling people out on their bullshit. love you xo

Thank you so much. :) Honestly, I don’t think I’ve been active enough for people to pay attention to me enough for hate right now though XD

But I accept your support and love with open arms and return it in equal measure.

25 May princeowl:

cool message from godzilla, destroyer of male entitlement 

I’m not a godzilla fan….
who am I kidding? It’s a giant Japanese monster!

princeowl:

cool message from godzilla, destroyer of male entitlement 

I’m not a godzilla fan….

who am I kidding? It’s a giant Japanese monster!

25 May christopher-whitelaw:

askerenjaegerisfuckingawesome:

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SHIT MAN I’D DO THAT VOLUNTEER WORK ANYDAY. I’D FUCKIN GO BUILD PYRAMIDS AND SHIT FOR THESE PEOPLE IF THEY PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOANS I’D SELL MY SOUL FOR 400 MORE YEARS IF IT MEANT THAT.

this is currently only available in pittsburgh so while it’s a cool concept, it literally irrelevant to 97% of the continental united states

christopher-whitelaw:

askerenjaegerisfuckingawesome:

nowyoukno:

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SHIT MAN I’D DO THAT VOLUNTEER WORK ANYDAY. I’D FUCKIN GO BUILD PYRAMIDS AND SHIT FOR THESE PEOPLE IF THEY PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOANS I’D SELL MY SOUL FOR 400 MORE YEARS IF IT MEANT THAT.

this is currently only available in pittsburgh so while it’s a cool concept, it literally irrelevant to 97% of the continental united states

25 May candymanarchangel:

I’m just going to leave this here.

If I were a man, I would have given him his gay scenes. I don’t care if he’s more than thrice my age.

candymanarchangel:

I’m just going to leave this here.

If I were a man, I would have given him his gay scenes. I don’t care if he’s more than thrice my age.

25 May

the-sad-deku:

preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

WHY CAN’T WE BUY THESE IN AMERICA?!

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